"There are some things that money can't buy -- for everything else there's Mastercard" and this advert is priceless.

Given that I seem to have morphed into Chris Tarrant, no compilation would be complete without a bizarre Japanese toilet advert. Are these products aimed at anyone worried about getting germs from touching the toilet seat or the flush? Or is it for very lazy or very busy people? And what do the chicken and the frog have to do with it? Inscrutable... Mind you, I did once live with a medical student who wouldn't touch the toilet seat, despite spending her days cutting up dead bodies for anatomy class.